Sarah Palin: It Came From Wasilla

10. She’s pregnant again and is having John Edwards’ baby
9. She’s “hiking the Appalachian Trail” with Mark Sanford
8. She wants to spend more time teaching abstinence to her family
7. She’s joining the cast of “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!”
6. She wants to spend more time watching Russia from her house
5. She wants to devote herself full-time to making comedians apologize for all the new jokes they’re going to tell about her.
4. Her daughter Bristol is actually having Alex Rodriguez’s baby
3. She’s taking up Playboy’s offer to pose nude as part of their upcoming “Governors Gone Wild” issue
2. She came to the end of the Bridge to Nowhere that is her political career
1. She didn’t resign at all. It was an elaborate hoax pulled off by Tina Fey

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Move frees her to pursue presidency but also raises questions about her political standing at home.

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The Post’s flier fumble is similar to other money-making efforts by the WSJ and the Economist.

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GOP sources: Palin won’t run for re-election

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The world awaits (and speculates about) Palin announcement

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Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin announces that she is stepping down from her position as Governor in Wasilla, Alaska on Friday July 3, 2009. The former Republican vice presidential candidate made the surprise announcement, saying she would step down July 26 but didn't announce her plans. (AP Photo/The Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman, Robert DeBerry)AP – Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin surprised supporters Friday and announced she is resigning from office at the end of the month without explaining why she plans to step down — throwing into question whether she would seek a run for the White House in 2012.

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July 3: Sarah Palin announces that she is stepping down as Alaska's governor.  (Nightly News)Sarah Palin announced Friday she plans to resign as governor of Alaska in a few weeks, saying she will try to “affect positive change” from outside government.

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Transfer of power.

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Quitter?

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She didn’t tell Begich.

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